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2016 was a pretty okay year i reckon lot of stuff happened a lot i do not remember. some i do remember like 4th of July Halloween labor day, and thing like that. i also got my senior pictures which turned out pretty so i am happy about that and i planed my second annual labor day fish fry and cook out  which the past to years has turn out great we shot our bows played boochie  ball and bags R Dub even showed up for a while. had a pretty sweet Halloween and thanksgiving party so i guess my family has a lot of parties which always make the year good because i get to spend it with family. but most of all I got to spend the year with my loving girlfriend Kirsten

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Decorating for Christmas is little the worst thing in the entire planet it I am such as a Scrooge when it come to decorating I hate it with a passion so when my family decorates for Christmas usually way about a week and a half before Thanksgiving which is way too early. So nobody is really even in the "Christmas spirit" little tradition. I either way in my room and relax all day or I go deer hunting instead. It is not that I do not love Christmas it is just that decorating literally sucks so bad that I avoid it at all costs.

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I walk down the stairs and there is and envelope hanging out of my locker I walk up and I grab it. I don’t know what it is so I read it. It's from my friends at the FBI and they want me to investigate to school drug smuggling ring and get to the bottom of things.  The only things I need for this job are my good looks and smooth talking and I should have this thing cracked by lunchtime. I wish I still had my friend partner but he was taken by the Drug smugglers so I also have to find him I better get on it.   

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For my families holiday tradition we all go to my grandmas house and hang out we dinner. Every one brings at least one meal or side so there is always way to much food so we all gorge ourselves till we fell like we are going to explode so we just sitting around and talk and be lazy and do nothing until we start to feel better again then some people eat again or the older cousins if they have not already start drinking and then we go outside and play so to full to drunk tackle football until we are to cold or until we decide to stop. Then we usually go back in and eat again and some of us take naps and it is just a great time all the way around 

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If I had the chance to invent a sport I do not know what I would call it but it would be a vertical hoop 3 feet in diameter and 8 feet of the ground from the bottom  of the hoop and in this game you play with your feet and legs and all you have to do is kick the ball in to the hoop the defensive players can not use there hands either teams are 7 on 7 there are no goalies and anyone can go anywhere the game either goes first one to 20 or if the score is not reached there is also a time limit there are 4 quarters that 20 minutes long can be played in and outdoors   

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The absolute worst advice I have ever been given is that if you like a girl you should be mean to her and she will like you and I guess I can not say its the worst advice because I never did actually try it out I just assumed that it is super stupid and would never work in a million year it would just get me smacked right in the face so instead I just did my own thing and was a gentleman and nice to her and I can happily say that over 2 years later we are still together. Had I been a stupid jerk face to her we defiantly would have not stayed together this long  

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Monsters on Halloween they used to like the holiday as its for them and they are actually the ones who started the holiday they would go out and find a person close to there size and kill them take there skin and where it and just party all night long but as time has gone and humans evolved the start killing the monster and wearing there skin instead thus beginning the 1000 year wars between the monsters and people obviously people won the battle and had Halloween skins for many years  and celebrated with the most delicious treats but now the monsters are extinct or in deeeeeeeeep hiding so we just make costumes and eat candy to remember those who have fallen   

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My favorite movie in the entire world is Talladega Nights the Ballad Of Ricky Bobby. my favorite part of the movie is when they are at the table Praying before their dinner and Ricky say dear lord baby Jesus but mostly the movie is about Ricky bobby losing it all after a French formula one racer comes in and starts winning all the races and if you not first your last but he ends up getting his grove back and winning a race against the French guy so which makes the French guy quit and Ricky became the best again if you have not I recommend watching it if you like laughing     

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Dear jeffrey lee gray jr the third welcome to america what used to be the greatest country on the entire face of the planet until the 2016 preseidential election. after that everything went down hill nukes and wars and complete destruction but is 2022 and things are starting to get rebuilt so i could not imagine you will remember much of it we are rebuilding crazy fast so i just need you to know that this is a pretty good place and you should be just its a good neighborhoods with lots kids to play with and there there is a really nice school to so have fun with life and ill see you when you are born  

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If I had to live in a time it would be in the time of the revolution war for sure because that war changed the course of history and it would be awesome to have that on my agenda like what are you doing today just going to fight for America and I would not have to try to deal with technology like I do now I wouldn’t have to work at a stupid job because I would be in a war and if I was super good at doing war then my name would be for in history Jeffrey Gray the guy who was super good at doing war and war stuff  

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if i had to retell a story from somelse prepective it would be chirstoph from frozen becuase he ice just an ice man so he lives by getting ice and then elsa the ice lady frezzes everything so he like what the and then he meets ann elsas sister and she like lets go save my sister and he it like okay we will take my sled which is pretty dang nice3 but he ends up trashing it and jumped it over a cliff so once agian this guy is tick and he lives with rock trolls so his life can't be that great but anyways he risky his life to get to anna and then she runs off with this prince and once more christoph would be striaght ticked so over the whole movie would be ticked    

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I am a doodler and i am proud to say it I doodle on my papers my note books I’ll doodle on other peoples papers just anything if my mind wanders I might draw on a desk just to pass the time. What things do I like to doodle just about everything last year i was really into drawing birds that were dressed a business men i like to draw faces and ill draw stick figures fighting just the other day i drew all over the top of Jake's paper and i was pretty proud of it there were face a bike horsemen it was pretty sweet.

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this blog is really hard for me becuase I do not watch a lot of TV and I do not read very much either but if i had to be excited for a movie i would have to be excited for the magnificent 7 its like a western movie it looks pretty much good or i think it is already out but i really want to see the new jungle book movie becuase its looks really cool the animals in it are so real looking and i just watch like alot of family guy so i am always excited to have a new season come out or just even a new epsiode really  

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I have used a lot of excuses in my day I just wish that I would have tried to remember them because then I would have been way more prepared for this blog. One of the excuses that I like to use to get out of chores when I was younger is that I don’t feel good that one worked a lot of the time. another excuse that I user to get out of doing things that people ask me to do and I don’t want to I just tell them that I have work or I have to mow and then I just sit at home and be an antisocial bum all day the worst excuse I have ever used is when I told Hudson that I couldn’t do R&R because I forgot how to read

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these inkblots are really something fun to look at because you can see all different types of things some of them look like bugs other look like complete craziness and nonsense i think that they all look like bugs some of them may also be ninja bugs. but i do think it matters on your personality. Hudson saw like evil things samm just saw butterflies so yeah i think that it does matter and in all reality it does not really matter what you see because there is always going to be someone telling you that you are  wrong and it is something else 

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Back to school and things are going pretty much mediocre. i was in co_op but i had to get taken out of it because like sucky boss and  now instead of going 4 hours i now have to go six and do community too. none of my classes have been super hard and i am not looking forward to any of my classes and the only goals that i have for the year is to get through. I would have to say that P.E. would be my favorite class but like my actual  favorite learning class would probably civics because i would have to say that it is the easiest of all my classes and i have a lot of my friends in there like rylan jacob jessica stinky sammy and even kirsten is in there so yeah that's great